sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

darquingdragon:

sonicmetennant:

#no but see #that’s the thing about telling someone your own story #you don’t see yourself as the hero #you see the people you love and admire as the heroes #Rhodey and Pepper are Tony’s heroes

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

iraffiruse:

Shhhh…… it’ll be over soon.

doncheftw:

grizz-z:

brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear

He just ran a 4.3 sec 40

NYOOM

doncheftw:

grizz-z:

brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear

He just ran a 4.3 sec 40

NYOOM

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

averypottermormon:

casey-face:

And suddenly, life made sense.


NO WAY

averypottermormon:

casey-face:

And suddenly, life made sense.

NO WAY

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

"They’re like, 12"
— The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)
okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie