*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro
are you kidding me
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA
To be or not to be.
It’s hard to look stately when your baby is having a moment, but Prince William does alright.
I love them, omg. Look at the babby!
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do
"she’s just playing hard to get"
have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿
This guy wants to be mad but can’t
This legitimately made me laugh out loud